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| Going up! |
Hey, everybody! Last week, I turned 7 months old and I almost weigh 9 lbs. Now that I'm a big boy and can reach every inch of the house, I decided it's time to expand on the daily security services that I perform to keep my Mommy safe.
Mommy refers to my new security services as "The Bungholing Hour." That must be a fancy term for hard work. During this procedure, I must jump up on every surface in the house and check for safety hazards. When I encounter objects on these surfaces, I must slap them at least three times. If the object falls and breaks, then that clearly shows that the object was posing a safety hazard and needed to be destroyed before it fell on my Mommy.
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| Looks safe up here! |
