Savannah Cat Learns Manners - Entry 229

Bob pretending his raw beef is actually squirrel.

Hi, Everyone! Sorry I don't have as much time to blog as I used to.  This world is such an unpredictable place that it is hard for me to focus.  

In the past couple weeks, there have been some disturbing changes. 

There is no more snow to bring in the house and put in the bathtub for me to play in.  I'm not sure where it all went but I suspect these foul creatures called "squirrels" had something to do with it because it disappeared as soon as they started running amok.  I do not trust them and yell at them at every opportunity.

Then, it rained a bunch and it all puddled up in the basement.  I thought this was fantastic!  Mommy did not agree.  After I played in the basement puddle, Mommy made me play in the sink with clean water.  I'm still confused about Mommy's obvious displeasure with that whole situation.  I enjoyed every minute of it!

Now I'm supposed to be learning MANNERS.  Apparently, that means I should not do anything that seems super duper fun.  I'm not allowed to slap humans on their butt when they are bending over.  I'm not allowed to climb up the inside or outside of a lady's skirt.  I'm not allowed to lick boobs or try to get inside a lady's shirt.  I love my Mommy but sometimes she is totally unreasonable. 

Bob the Savannah Cat - Entry 011

Hi, everybody!  It's me, Bob!  I have a few updates to share.  

• I decided that I really do like that new raw food Mommy makes for me.  It just took me a day to get used to it because it feels a little funny in my mouth. 
• I learned that Mommy's house-car is actually called a wheelchair.  
• I love my new perch that Uncle Ian made for me so that I can ride around with Mommy.  Today, I helped her work all day and even fixed her hair for her.

Bob the Savannah Cat - Entry 007

Hi there.  It's me again.  Bob.  Today I helped Mommy in the kitchen.   We made bunches of raw food for me!  She mixed it up in a really big bowl and then froze it in little containers, while I patiently sat in my water bowl.  My butt got very soggy.  It was really fun helping her because I got to taste each flavor, beef and chicken!   I'm not sure how I feel about eating this new food though.  I love raw meat but the gravy part feels strange in my mouth.  She said it's good for me so, I'll eat some more tomorrow and maybe I'll get used to how it squishes in my mouth.