Mommy refers to my new security services as "The Bungholing Hour." That must be a fancy term for hard work. During this procedure, I must jump up on every surface in the house and check for safety hazards. When I encounter objects on these surfaces, I must slap them at least three times. If the object falls and breaks, then that clearly shows that the object was posing a safety hazard and needed to be destroyed before it fell on my Mommy.
|Looks safe up here!|